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Similar to a prenup, where a contract is made before the sexual encounter to ensure zero emotional liability, zero stalking, zero kiss-and-tell and zero phone calls the morning after, or alternatively STD-treatment bill and abortion bill insurance.
Dips: I don't want to be any girl's first or last. That's just too much baggage.
Bhai: You're just scared! I'll tell you what, sign a prefuck. That way you can be sure she won't stalk you afterwards.
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A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
n. a dressing down, a hysterical verbal flagellation or attack, often delivered to the undeserved. Derived from the fact that Khardungla is famous for being the highest motorable road in the world, but is actually a pretty shitty place to visit.
1:
"Say, aren't those trousers a bit big for you?"
"No, they fit just about right. What are you trying to say, huh? Why don't you come out and say it? Be a man!"
"Relax, baby, don't get all Khardungla on me. Was just a trick of light, I promise."
2:
"Did you just kiss my girl? WANT ME TO SHIV YOU? WANT ME TO GRIST YOUR TICLES? COME AND GET A PIECE OF ME YOU-"
"Hey, don't go all Khardungla on me, man! I was just making nice. All in the family."
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When someone cced into an email, like a party invite, or a forward with many addresses in the cc list, uses the occasion to air there mostly pointless views to everyone in the cc list. This is sometimes done to make a point against forgetting to use the bcc option, but is often totally gratuitous.
All right anons! Spambully is in the house!
I'm sorry I don't know anything about the party - ever since the spambully hit it, I've been deleting the mails before I even open them.
Don't reply to the spambully or you'll become a part of his spam gang and just add to the general annoyance of everyone on the list.
A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.
"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."
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Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.
Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.
from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.
Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
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