Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*
Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".
<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!
x0rz is a suffix of words or names.
For instance:
Ann --> annx0rz
Habbo --> habbx0rz
AIM --> aimx0rz
fuck --> fux0rz
suck --> sux0rz
rock --> rox0rz
and so on. Other letters can be replaced into 1337, 1F j00 |/\|15|-|.
d00dx0rz y0 m0mx0rz is li3k teh sux0rz, y0u fux0rz.
A useless, overpriced doll.
<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
50 1 84N9x0r3d 7h15 CH1x0rZ 14z7 N19H7, d00dx0rz h3|2 717z w3|23 90|)1Y!!!!
An insult, derogatory to very skinny females who dress revealingly and talk in a whorish manner. One who is a slut and looks like a stick.
damn, so I was at the mall, and this dumb slutstick walked past and asked for my number... god knows how many STDs she has....