Whizzduke

The word for shitting and pissing at the same time. Often used like, 'Busting a whizzduke'.

John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a whizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"

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Cultural Terrorism

To make outlandish statements or actions simply for the purpose of seeing it's psychological effect on people and society.

Although the phrase's true origin is unknown, it best suits it's meaning. Cultural terrorism can be seen as similar to trolling, but with a sarcastic or tongue in cheek twist. Purposes are to entertain, scare, anger, and overall educate the victim.

(AT WORK)

Jesse, "Allright talk to you later baby, *blows kiss*"

John, "Yup, see ya *blows kiss back*"

WHAT HAPPENED: The heterosexual friends gave off a homosexual appearance to alienate their coworkers. Cultural Terrorism at work.

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Freeze Pop

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.

(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...

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