Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

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Iron Mike

The term "Iron Mike" is uniquely American slang used to refer to men who are especially tough, brave, and inspiring.

Typically used within the military, especially among Marines.

Marine 1: Gunny has 2 purple hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honor.

Marine 2: He is the true definition of "Iron Mike."

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I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

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dank as fuhh

Another form of dank. Except when you as the "as fuhh" part it means it's extremely DANK.

fuhh=fuck

Reese: Yo fatass!

ConnorJ: What?

Reese: Achmed blew up a building!

ConnorJ: Dude that's dank as fuhh!

Reese: I KNOOOWWW

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Legend

The "back story" for any individual under cover; fake name, place of birth, fake family, fake social security, etc.

Typically used for government agents in deep cover operations.

Agent 1: Your going under cover.
Agent 2: When? What's my cover?
Agent 1: You start now, your Legend is enclosed in this file.
Agent 2: Alright.
Agent 1: Good luck, and don't die.
Agent 2: Thanks?

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