Shwinger

That's what I was going to say.

Dude 1: Wow look at that fine bitch over there.
Dude 2: Shwinger.

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Redneck Foam Pit

A pile of leaves used as a foam pit.

Cletus: Hey Jimbob are you gonna try that jump on your tricycle?

Jimbob: Not unless I get meself one of them redneck foam pits.

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