Lauren

Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.

Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick

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