Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

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Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

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Rocky Road

The Act Of One partner sucking the Kindey stone out of the Man's urethra and inserting it into the Anus

Girl: Last Night I gave Nate a "Rocky Road."
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Yeah, I sucked too hard and the stone went down my throat, I almost choked!

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