The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

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NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

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Sheeezy My Neeezy

the ghetto term for a whore having sex

look at the sheeezy my neeezy

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Halfie

A denotion of Marijuana. It weighs 14 grams. Often bought when you party, simply because it is a large amount. Sometimes bought for distribution as well.

" We smoked a halfie to ourselves and got ripped."

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Lord Of The Rings

another nerd clique

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.

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annual

to drop a deuce regularly

fat conroy came over and took an annual, then left. Next day he took another one, it smelled funkayyyy.

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Polish Butler

A small erection, covered in a tube sock, and masterbated.

I can't believe Slurb got a Polish Butler from Brittney!

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