golf

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

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golf

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

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golf

The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

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golf

A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!

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golf

To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.

Man, i totally golfed that test.

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golf

A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.

Check that little slidebar when you define a word.

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golf

A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.

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