A man whoâs penis has a 90 degree turn on it
My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didnât satisfy
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The thiccest most Beautiful heifer to grace the great town of Terra Alta, She has gotten 1st place at the buckwheat festival 42 years in a row Her son Ethan is also very thicc and admiral
I seen the elusive Shelly Marley Grazing at Arbyâs
The Biggest Jew in all of Preston county not even his fellow worshipper Lowell can compare he goes to Jewish sermons every day twice a day he also has the longest nose there is it is Almost as mighty as Alexâs forehead, his addiction to porn is unimaginably intense but he doesnât believe in hell so all is good
The Wondrous Gavin Jew Gnik stabbed me with his nose at the sermon today
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A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say âGO GO GADGET HELICOPTERâ
The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning
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