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A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
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verb:
• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.
origin:
first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.
Italian man with large Italian sausage
Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone
It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.
(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)
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1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one
2. Actually preaching said Sermon
Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.
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Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!
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This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
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When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.
Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself