chubby chaser

A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.

What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.

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resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

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pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.

Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".

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put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.

You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.

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Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

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black wigger

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.

Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?

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Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"