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A game played on the Tom Green Show.
Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.
Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.
Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.
If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
Tom Green: Follow the porn is the best game ever!
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1. When an angry mob publicly beats or executes an individual or small group of individuals who have not received fair representation under the law.
This is the original meaning of the word and was made popular by whites during the period of slavery in the Southern US.
The term is still used today by skinheads and the KKK.
2. To gain possession of an item, either rightfully or by stealing it.
1. KKK leader: Alright boys, let's go lynch some niggers!
2. Alex: Hey Bob, lynch me one of them cookies!
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Bros are a type of white male between the ages of 16-24. They originated in Southern California during the early 2000s, but are now prevalent in most major cities throughout the US and Canada. They are characterized mainly by their frequent use of the word "bro" to describe other males who are actually unrelated to them, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features such as:
1. A brightly colored Abercrombie and Fitch polo (often pink) worn with the collar popped
2. A Livestrong bracelet
3. A trucker hat, worn either backwards or tilted to the side
4. A pair of gino sunglasses, most likely purchased from Armani Exchange for $39.99, and often worn indoors / in non-sunny weather
5. Being overly tanned, to the point at which it is apparent they spend several days a week at the tanning salon
6. Hair with too much gel in it
7. Working out all the time and wearing overly tight shirts to make it look like they are more jacked than they actually are
8. Frequent use of the words "chill" and "sweet"
9. Liking Family Guy better than the Simpsons
10. Listening to a combination of soft rock (Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Dave Matthews), the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and some rap.
11. Ripped jeans for formal attire and track pants for informal attire
12. The excessive use of cologne and axe body spray
There are several "bro repellants" available to the common North American young man:
1. Listening to thrash metal, grunge metal, or classic rock
2. Using words longer than six letters
3. Staying away from Laguna Beach, Malibu, or any other towns with names that are printed on Hollister shirts
Bro #1: Yo bro, let's go chill at Laguna beach bro, but first we have to work on our tans bro, I hear Lauren Conrad is gonna be there bro.
Bro #2: Sweet bro, sounds chillin' bro, let's do it up bro.
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A word used by black people with intent to offend those of caucasian descent. To black people, this word embodies the equivalent severity of the word nigger. If a black person refers to a white person as a "white boy" however, society sees nothing wrong with this. If a white person refers to a black person as a nigger, society sees him as a racist. This unwritten rule probably exists because of the historical significance carried by the word nigger, but this is unfair nonetheless.
J-Dawg: Fuck you white boy!
Clarence: Fuck off nigger! Back of the bus!
J-Dawg: Yo imma cawl tha 5-0 on this muthafuckin craka's ass.
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A skit on the Tom Green Show.
Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.
This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
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A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!
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NASCAR:
N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks
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