Raft

A boat of wood that float every single place on the ocean

Guy1:hey i saw a raft
Guy2:cool, There were any people?
Guy1:no...
Guy2:ok then *tries to drown*

Screw

1:a Bolt

2:a way to say f**k you

1:
Mekanic:did you see a bolt?
Person:nope

2:
Guy1:SCREW YOU

Guy2:no u