minneapolis

1. a dumb city in a dumb state that nobady cares about.
2. a place that people think is ghetto cuz they might see black people walking around.
3. a city with no nightlife with the exception of a few bars full of 19 yo skanks
4. worse than chicago by far, detroit, st louis, millwaukee and every other city in the midwest.
5. a downtown with two important aves hennepin and first, everything else is dead.
6. about 75% of the city is actually suburban.
7. The coldest metro area in the continental us, by mean temperature
8. cops are nice compared to other cities (NYPD, LAPD)
9. people drive like idiots and gridlock
10. so cold and snowy that they made skyways to walk around
11. terrible public transportation one train that goes to the mall and back
12. residents who think they live in the best city ever and walk around with 612 hats
13. Once you leave the outskirts of the city all of a sudden you are in the middle of nowhere for the next million miles

MN person: Minneapolis is the shit!!!!
Me: yea cuz u grew up on a farm u fool.

MN: MPLS is much better than detroit or chicago!
me: have you ever left this worthless state?

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Minnesota

1.The southernest point of canada actually intruding into the continental us
2. A place where people take pride in their state that noone cares about
3.State of two seasons winter and fall
4. Home of the twin cities which are both completly lame
5. State of 10,000 nasty lakes that only a fool would enjoy going in
6. Two races, white people and east african muslims
7. People who claim they dont talk like fargo
8. The mall of america which i would be happy if a terrorist destroyed
9. People who turn on their ac when its 60 degrees
10. The Vikings who suck balls and wear a gay purple, the twins who play on their football field in the worst stadium in the mlb, and the timberwolves who after losing kevin garnet will not be relevent for the next 10 years

take a trip to the twin cities and try to have fun.... I DARE YOU.
Talk to someone from minnesota and hear their stupid canadian accent they claim they dont have.

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