jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual

Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!

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Faggy geek

If you're heavy into comic books, fantasy movies, unrealistic TV shows like the Walking Dead, or any other gay shit, you may just be a faggy geek.

Edmund: Hey Jamesey Boy, hows about we get 'round to inviting that weighty Erikson kid to one of our heralded poker nights?

Jamesey Boy: You know, I would, but I saw that corpulent bitch boi getting heavy into some gay comic book movie type shit the other day. Quite frankly he strikes me as something of a faggy geek, so I'd drop a heavy fuck off vibe on him even if he did show up.

Edmund: You always know what to say. Strike him off the list, forever.

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Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

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