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When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.
My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
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When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.
My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
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1. verb, to be arrested twice in a short period of time
2. verb, to go back to sleep again after only being awake for a few hours
This weekend sucked, I got locked up Friday night for pot, then rerested on Saturday afternoon for a domestic.
I woke up at noon on Sunday, ordered Chinese food and smoked some bud, then rerested for the rest of the afternoon.
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1) verb, to be successful with women sexually
2) verb, to bring your partner to orgasm
You know you won't be disappointed if you come home with me tonight, I bring the ruckus!
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acronym for Hand Butt Fuck, where a man or woman inserts fingers, and eventually the entire hand, into one's ass for pleasure.
Jenna kept trying to HBF me last night when I was sleeping, SO annoying, I had work in the morning!
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