HÃ¥vard

HÃ¥vards are very smart people. You can tell by the name, because it's sounds like Harvard. They are most likely blond, strong and tall. They really like electricity. There is only one think they like more than electricity - alcohol
They love to drink, if they could they would be 24/7 drunk. They are also very talented their biggest talent is to open a can of beer the first try and then chug it. They are very rare and shy, but one you gained their trust they might even share their alcohol with you.
Their mating call is: Maaaaneeeeen

HÃ¥vard: Maaneeen
Boi 1: what was this?
Boi 2: this was the mating call of a free HÃ¥vard
Boi 1: oh damn get the camera