Porn Star Shower

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

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