Angus Duff

The title for the person who own the record for keeping his virginity the longest

He still hasn't lost his virginity? he needs to be awarded the Angus Duff prize

Hugo Ross Wilson

Someone who isn’t funny. Very, very unfunny

Also a bit of a twat (not my drilla)

Hey look at him, he’s so annoying and irrelevant

Oh yh like a Hugo Ross Wilson