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When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.
Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.
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A non-electric toothbrush.
My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.
White person: "Damn, this sandwich is spicy. How much Caucasian hot sauce did you put on this bad boy?"
Chef (non-white): *shakes head* "FML"