-What my Mom calls a new pair of shorts I bought at American Eagle for $34.50 this afternoon.
-What ALL the shorts you see at American Eagle/Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister/and Aeropostale are.
Mom - So, what did you buy at American Eagle? ...Oh my God look at those hot pants! I don't want you wearing those to school...
72👍 309👎