booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.

Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.

Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

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