Jarim

He is the tall motherfucking dinosaur that loves to read hentai but calls it a form of art. He will say back up, bet, and will curl his arms in self defense against women. When cornered he will jump on a bench to defend himself. No one knows why. He has the appearance of a tree donkey dinosaur hybrid. He likes to snatch Pop tarts , drink mountain dew, and try hard on cod.

" Jarim, your queen is here"
"SHOW HER DA WAY JARIM"

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amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

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Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

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