haslock

The wool on a sheep's throat and neck, also deemed to being very fashionable in humans, whereas they only grow the hair in their neck and keep it as that and shave every other part of their body, for some people with this kind of fashion, though, they don't have any pubes. As many people believe this is a good look - many people think otherwise... Wonder why...

Person 1: Hey, Do you like my haslock?
Person 2: No, what the actual fuck, Eddie

squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

mycetism

The poisoning of fungus

Eddie}: Want to see my mycetism
Derek: What the fuck is mycetism and why does it seem like your using it in the wrong context, dumb bitch

spicate

Something that is spiked or spikelike

Jim to Derek: Ahh, yeah... Your dicc is spicate
*jazz music stops*