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Road

A stupid thing that kids walk across and I always try to tell me mum to run them over but she doesn’t listen

Jk jk road

by Alfoa June 20, 2019


My heart

Is brokwn

How’s ur heart
My heart is broke

by Alfoa June 21, 2019

37👍 32👎


Libby M

Stupid bitch who tries to steal my best friend xo

Libby m

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

1👍 2👎


Horn

horn is a feeling you get after sex. It’s when females feel the need to pee but want more in there.

Oh I feel the horn

by Alfoa May 13, 2019


September 6th

September 6th is national finger a dude day... A female will finger a male because it’s different. If you are a female, you will be fingered by your previous love... if you don’t have one then u finger urself.

Girl : ‘can I finger you’
Boy : ‘shouldnt it be me fingering you’
Girl: ‘Its September 6th’
Boy: ‘Oh okay’

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

29👍 27👎


Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

1👍 1👎


Letter to Laura C x

LAURA Where do I start,, I love you too much🥰You can Into my life and flipped it around💕I know lately we’ve had ups and downs like you said but no BestFriends dont 👭 And the time when you sat next to me in Maths and you know I was having a very very bad day, you made me forget about everything that was happening💔I’ve never had someone that helps me like that‼️I know I get on your nerves because I always say your going to replace me but I’m bothered because (1) I know I’m nothing special and am a temporary friend that can easily be replaced and (2) I have honestly never had a best friend as good as you🤩I never want to be replaced, not by LIBBY, not by Maisie, not by ANYONE🙉And I know that sounds selfish but without you I’d be broken, like fully shattered and unable to be fixed👭I know that even at 3 in the morning if I need you then you will be there🥰And I will always do the same with you💕I know sometimes I can be annoying but I have come into ur life because I want to impact it in the best way possible💋I love you so so much, like billions and millions and trillions😘I know there are struggles in life, but promise me you’ll keep your head held high, because you deserve to be happy😭You should always be proud for you are, a happy, gorgeous and SOLID young girl, coz I am🤩I want to be the best friend possible for you. I want to be the person you can call at 1 am in the morning and a person you can’t truly trust with anything🥰

A letter to Laura c x

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

2👍 2👎