Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

February 23

February 23 is NOT national weed day

1: Did you hear it's national weed day?
2: Shut the fuck up February 23 is not national weed day April 20 is