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clitoris

Source of unbelievable pleasure in a woman. Looks like a tiny pink Smartie.

Mmmm... very lickable...

by Alianne September 8, 2003

4941πŸ‘ 3131πŸ‘Ž


jwbxlyx

The secret? YOU ARE AN IMBECILE!

by Alianne September 14, 2003

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


feminine

An approving word used to describe a sweet, inoffensive woman who wears fluffy pink sweaters and floral perfume. Usually a passive bimbo with the intellect of a sheep. Sleeps with a cuddly stuffed bunny. The ideal that most men want and most women aspire to: not to be confused with feminist.

"Surgically removed your brain? How very feminine of you."

by Alianne September 7, 2003

131πŸ‘ 378πŸ‘Ž


slick willy

In Britain, willy means penis. Which makes calling Bill Clinton a "slick willy" even more appropriate...

by Alianne September 9, 2003

191πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Git

Hillbilly pronunciation of Get.

by Alianne September 13, 2003

128πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Beyonce

A "Beyonce" is a sanctimonious (usually female) singer who obsesses about her Christian pride and "integrity", thanks God for giving her "the precious gift of talent", and irritates the hell out of all sane people.

I would join the church gospel choir but it's full of fucking Beyonces.

by Alianne September 20, 2003

853πŸ‘ 502πŸ‘Ž


clubbing

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Wanna go clubbing tonight?

by Alianne August 30, 2003

1537πŸ‘ 478πŸ‘Ž