Weeaboo Hater

Indisputable Definition:

A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).

Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):

The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.

- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.

- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.

- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.

The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.

- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.

Reasonable:

- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'

- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"

- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'

Unreasonable:

- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichés." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'

- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'

- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '

'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'

You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.

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