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gifford

A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.

The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.

by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021

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Chav Justice Warrior

Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.

Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.

by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021