Aryan

The biggest baller of all time. Most commonly a weed smoking saxophone player. He is freakishly sexy and his purity will most likely lead to your greatest orgasm. Often thought of as Jesus, only a saxophone player.

*James showing the new kid Daquan around*
James: oh shit bruh look, it's Aryan!
Daquan: yo I have no idea who the fuck that is but he looks like he's made a few fire mixtapes!
James: yeah boi he's the coolest kid around, just watch out tho, you might get too attached!
Daquan: whatever. Sup Aryan how's life?
Aryan: Suh dude, pretty good what about you?
Daquan: Oh shit I think I just jizzed in my pants.....

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