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When you feel your worst. As if the world is ending and everyone hates you
Friend one: How are you holding up after the breakup ?
Friend two : It was hard last week, but now Iâm fine!!
A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why canât I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , thatâs great sweetie !! Iâm sure heâs not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think youâll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I donât know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a babyâs arm with a hand ?? I canât take that chance . Iâm going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
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Estella is a star - quite literally. She was born to shine and light up the world . From the moment she was first felt in her Mommyâs tummy, sheâs been a spitfire . Sheâs feminine, but can still be sporty . Sheâs bold and has no fear . Estella loves deeply and is loyal . If you come across an Estella stop and stare .. enjoy the twinkle that comes from within her. She gives out smiles to everyone she meets, but occasionally something will happen to make her do her âGrumpy cat â face . Her expressions are dramatic , so this face will have you question your existence- itâs okay , she probably just thought of the fact she didnât slurp down the last bit of her Starbucks this morning or that she really wants a cookie , yet has no cookie . Sheâs sensible and sweet when it comes to her friends, but will hit you with brutal honesty . She knows no other way than to be genuine and to some, thatâs off putting . Estella doesnât care . It doesnât bother her if sheâs too much for you . She wonât make herself smaller for anyone. She loves to talk and can tell the best stories . You forget your troubles around her . She will steal your heart in a second . Nothing pleases her more than hugs . And you will never wonder how she feels about you .
That girl over there just has something special about her I canât stop staring . She must be an Estella.
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