cigarette

Perhaps the best thing invented by man since alcohol. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape.

The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.

Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)

Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.

Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.

Long live smoking!

Wow, I'm dying for a cigarette! I'll be back in 5mins.

I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.

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