Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

1👍 1👎

Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

14👍 1👎

Big Al

A girl named Alison who is "larger than life"

Crowd: There's Big Al!
Hensley: I'd hit it!

Da earth was quakin' cuz Big Al was shakin' dem thunder thighs, stompin' down da street!

2👍 1👎

stumpid

Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid

I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.

20👍 1👎

Meow Mix

Meow Mix - A collection of weird, bizarre, and stupid YouTube videos, that after a ketamine binge, your brain is too fried to function watching anything else. After watching such videos, you will feel intellectually, developmentally disabled, giggle uncontrollably, forget your ABDs, among other hilarious side effects.

K'ed Out Bro: Man I'm tired of the techno beats man, I feel retarded. Let's throw on some Meow Mix.

Big Al: Girl shit, I feel like I got down syndrome from this kitty, you wanna throw on some of that hilarious Meow Mix?

12👍 1👎

Germinate the Salad

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

Alisoreass

Alisoreass = A person named Alison who chooses to boof (stickin' it up the b-hole) her beans (MDMA) & therefore may have a sore butthole.

Friend at rave: Why didn't you eat that bean I gave to you?
Me: I'm an Alisoreass, didn't you know?

That girl never gets a stomach ache! She's 100% Alisoreass.