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Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.
That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.
5π 1π
When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
10π 4π
A sexual position so unspeakably atrocious, that the people involved cannot describe what the fuck just happened.
Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!
Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!
11π 16π
Continuing a trend of eating a lot of food over a short period of time, when you know it is not in your best interest.
Bob displayed true fatboyism when he ate back to back to back at Chipotle, Five Guys, and Dominos, settling it all down with a pint of froyo.
The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.
My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.
45π 24π
The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.
Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.
3π 1π