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back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.
2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!
2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?
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where i'm going to move if a republican wins the 2012 election.
we all remember what happened under bush, so if america is dumb enough to pick some dumbass republican over obama, then HELLO CANADA!
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the anorexic chick took some taco bell and was shitting her guts out.
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A place where old pedophiles go to find kids (because they're so old they don't know about Facebook). They usually end up finding other pedophiles.
Dan the pedophile went to the park after meeting a girl on a chatroom, expecting to rape a little girl. But instead he found Jack, another pedophile. The 2 pedophiles then decided to join forces in their sick, child molesting ways.
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when somebody discovers something shocking about you, this is the perfect thing to say.
roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
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when you are really smart but are surrounded by complete fucktards. me, of course.
middle school was hell for me because i was a pbs mind in an mtv world.