S & S

Shit and Shower
Often used when coming home from a campout or similar activity where one would feel quite dirty and exhausted.

Guy 1:
Hey you're back from that wilderness retreat! How was it?

Guy 2:
Ugh. It sucked. Rained the whole weekend.

Guy 1: That sucks. How bout I make it up to you and take you out? There's a new bar in town.

Guy 2: Sounds good but I need to S & S first.

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