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Frank: Hey whatâs a shisno?
Sam: imagine a skunk that shits
Frank: okay...
Sam: and the skunk shit shitting
Frank so it is the shit of skunk shit?
Sam: essentially
johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,
Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you
James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck
when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis
Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad
A government funded alarm clock
*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
A name given to someone who believes they are better than everyone to an annoying degree, if they are truly worthy of this title, they will read it as billy badass but it is actually pronounced silly sadass
Kevin: dude youâre a Ãilly Ãadass
Bill: exactly
Sheep: baaaaaaaaa
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