carlroach

A human cockroach named Carl. One who shits in elevators. One who eats your lunch, steals your children's snacks, and nibbles on your eyelashes and fingernails while you are sleeping. Also, steals your money, collects child support to spend on himself and scuttles around on the floor like a coward.

"look at that pile of shit - Carl must have been here."
"Dude, that's a bunch of really tiny shits everywhere. It was a carlroach."
"Disgusting !"