monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

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Stephen Harper

The Canadian version of the president.

Teacher: Ok class who is the president of Canada?

Smart-ass Johnny: Stephen Harper - they call him a Prime Minister in the great white north

Teacher: Ok class who is the president of Canada?

Smart-ass Johnny: Stephen Harper - they call him a Prime Minister in the great white north

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Exams

An inconvenient torture period.

Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.

Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!

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The 6 rule

Deep down what every woman wants in a man - 6 feet, 6 inches and 6 figures.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there!
Girl 2: I'm sure he definitely follows the 6 rule!

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