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phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.

During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

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small black child

An extremely large shit that both felt like birth when it came out, and made you a proud single mother. It is the product of impulsive action and a chipotle burrito the size of a black dick.

After the wurst festival, Charles excused himself to deliver a small black child in the unisex toilet at the nearest 7-11.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

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