Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

LSD

Long Story Deleted. Digital version of "long story short".

My cousin set me up on a blind date. LSD, she's been dis-inherited.