Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.

"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)

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Sydney

A city characterised by it's inhabitants habbit of bad-mouthing all other cities and believing themselves to be far superior. However Sydneysiders cannot drive, their streets are too narrow and regularly go absolutely nowhere, it has an insanely high crime rate, prices for pretty much everything are way too high (except their prostitutes-- they are very cheap!) and Sydneysiders have a constant chip on their shoulders about the fact that they are clearly inferior to pretty much every other city in the entire country.

"I'm from Sydney. Yes I know we're better than anywhere else."

"This traffic is Sydney-insane!" (I.E. Really, REALLY bad.)

"Look Mummy there's another prostitute. Oh. It's Aunty Cathy!"

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