pizza the hut

Famed half man, half pizza.

"Apparently, the notorious gangster got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death."

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shiny demon

A demon who was famed to have shined in the middle of a long and lonesome road. He threatened to eat the souls of Jack Black and Kyle Gass if they didn't play the best song in the world.

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road, And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul!"

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