Kiwi

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. IT WADDLES AROUND AND EATS NUTS N STUFF. 10/10 WOULD PET AGAIN.

person 1 "hey look its a kiwi"
person 2 "YOOOO WUSSUP MY HOMIE??"
kiwi : squeak

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Three dots

The ultimate anxiety giver. These three dots of death show when someone is responding to a text you wrote.

Person 1 : "Oh crap I just texted my girlfriend that I broke her table now I have the three dots!!"

Person 2 "hahaha, you're dead."

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