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A alpaca with a horn from a horn from a unicorn.
Some non gender specific being named EllaQuince think that alacorns (a unicorn and Pegasus hybrid) is the most bad ass creatures to exist in the realm of mythological horses but that non gender specific being clearly has not herd of alpacorns.
The alpacorn has to much power, stay at least 1000 km away or you will melt from the radiation.
Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.
Damn boii I love that alpaca.
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A cloudberry is the all powerful berry to rule the world. It tastes like a holy rainbow is being shoved down your throat and if you make jam out of it tastes the same but the rainbow is coming from the horn of a alpacorn (a alpaca with a horn from a unicorn.
âHay bro gimme that cloudberryâ
âNahh bro you canât handle such powerâ
It's the Optimus Prime of berrys. It tastes like a soft cloud is being shoved down your throat gently by a Alpacorn (an Alpacka whith a horn from a Unicorn.) If you make jam out of it it's even better then it tastes like a rainbow is following the closed down your throat. And if that isn't good enough it also tastes good whith everything. Yes you herd me right everything. Just to name a few pancakes, waffels, ice cream, blood pudding, to my homies in Pite it tastes good whith palt and it even tastes good whith milk.
"Do you want some cloudberrys?"
"Yes I want them... I need them!"