A cloudberry is the all powerful berry to rule the world. It tastes like a holy rainbow is being shoved down your throat and if you make jam out of it tastes the same but the rainbow is coming from the horn of a alpacorn (a alpaca with a horn from a unicorn.
“Hay bro gimme that cloudberry”
“Nahh bro you can’t handle such power”
Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus) is a rhizomatous herb native to cool temperate, alpine, arctic tundra and boreal forest, producing amber-colored edible fruit similar to the raspberry or blackberry.
Cloudberry jam is very delicious.
It's the Optimus Prime of berrys. It tastes like a soft cloud is being shoved down your throat gently by a Alpacorn (an Alpacka whith a horn from a Unicorn.) If you make jam out of it it's even better then it tastes like a rainbow is following the closed down your throat. And if that isn't good enough it also tastes good whith everything. Yes you herd me right everything. Just to name a few pancakes, waffels, ice cream, blood pudding, to my homies in Pite it tastes good whith palt and it even tastes good whith milk.
"Do you want some cloudberrys?"
"Yes I want them... I need them!"
(n) the effect of two women simultaneously emitting vaginal flatulence (queefing) during the acts of digital penetration and/or dildo/vibrator play while in a scissoring position. this causes an audible sound when air is released from the women’s vaginas and can cause a pleasurable mutual vibration.
Lindsey and I queefed together, making a cloudberry during sex last night.
(n) the effect of two women simultaneously emitting vaginal flatulence (queefing) during the acts of digital penetration and/or dildo/vibrator play while in a scissoring position. this causes an audible sound when air is released from the women’s vaginas and can cause a pleasurable mutual vibration.
Lindsey and Allie experienced their first cloudberry when queefing together