Deed Rat

The Deed Rat, a particularly smelly dump/crap.

On exiting the toilet facilities "Christ whats that smell?"
response "aw Jesus it smells like a deed rat!"

"Some one has left a deed rat in trap 2!" The last patron to visit the second cubicle has neglected to flush the toilet leaving you a smelly present.

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October 45

A day when Jesus was actually born

Billy: do you know when Jesus was born
Bob: yea on Christmas

Billy: no OCTOBER 45

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