davis

A town near Sacramento, California, where it smells like cows and the people are hippies that fuck without condoms.

Alphonse: Hey dude, where are we at?
Phil: It smells like cows, we must be in Davis...
Alphonse: Oh shit, there is a hippie comin this way... lets go talk to her.
Phil: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! You're fucked!

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predavert

an internet predator/pervert

Stephanie met this guy online and he turned out to be a complete predavert

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