MILF

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

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